BREAKING: Charlottesville Police Chief to resign?

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Unconfirmed but reliable sources deep inside local government have told The Schilling Show that Chief Al Thomas is scheduled to tender his resignation from the...

Don’t walk: Albemarle schools ban Woodbrook student walkers

  As a result of ongoing construction at Albemarle County’s Woodbrook Elementary School, neighborhood students have a new directive: don’t walk to school! A recent communication—from...

Breaking news: Albemarle County Schools acquire fake solar eclipse glasses

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The Albemarle County School Division apparently has been the victim of a fake eclipse-viewing glasses purchase. An email distributed to select ACPS employees, by “Robbie...

Amnesia: City Attorney Brown forgets closed-door meeting participant list

  An ongoing lack of transparency regarding Charlottesville City Council’s August 2 closed-session meeting has generated a new controversy. In receiving four hours of secret “legal...

1000 words: Welcome to Albemarle County; F*CK Trump

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With all the talk of entrance corridors in Albemarle County, and the ongoing governmental concern for what visitors see as they enter the county,...

Betty’s blunder: Albemarle County blows $900 on bungled land use letters

  Albemarle County’s retirement-ready Finance Director, Betty J. Burrell, has again blundered in the performance of her duties. Following a string of embarrassing gaffes by Burrell’s...

Deep pockets: Albemarle County spends $14k on police for Charlottesville KKK rally

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The July 8 Ku Klux Klan rally held in Charlottesville’s Jackson Park was costly in more ways than one. While Charlottesville’s reputation as a genteel...

Pwned: Signer duped in City Council speaker signup lottery

  Under the feeble tutelage of Mayor Michael Signer, Charlottesville City Council’s “matters by the public” has become a spectator sport. A weekly promenade of...

Side show: Citizen-performers blatantly ignore Mayor Signer’s rules

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Charlottesville’s City Council three-ring circus continued on July 17, as Mayor Michael Signer again lost control of the meeting. This time, citizen-performers addressing Council during...

1000 words: Charlottesville is for A**holes

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  This Subaru, spotted recently in an urban Charlottesville neighborhood, boldly expresses the sentiments of a growing segment of C-villians. Any doubt as to what riles the...