Schilling-Show-70s-Logo-150x150Performance activist Scott Bandy, aka The Blue Spade, masterfully parodies the Twitter troubles of embattled Charlottesville Vice Mayor and Albemarle County High School teacher, Wes Bellamy.

Lurid Tweets  is sung to the tune of the Fleetwood Mac’s last US top ten hit, Little Lies, with lyrical interpretation by The Blue Spade. This song was performed live on The Schilling Show on Monday, December 19, 2016.

Click below to listen to Lurid Tweets:

Lurid Tweets (in the style of Fleetwood Mac)
Lyrics by Scott Bandy

If you could reset what’s past
or redo perhaps one vote you’ve ever cast
Unsee, unsee, can’t unsee

It’s best this come from trust friends
Tomorrow’s another day which too won’t last
Twitter, twitter, twitter tweets

Twitter tweets
Twitter crass lurid tweets
Twitter tweets, twitter, twitter tweets
Time won’t let you take even one back
Take it back – not even one back
Twitter tweets, Twitter crass lurid tweets

Mentor, martyr, mis-an-thropes
Integrity upon wholesale’s often judged
Unsee, unsee, can’t unsee

With Machiavellian ease
Harsh double entendre is expressed and lost
Twitter, twitter, twitter tweets

Twitter tweets
Twitter crass lurid tweets
Twitter tweets, twitter, twitter tweets
Time won’t let you take even one back
Take it back – not even one back
Twitter Tweets, Twitter crass lurid tweets

If you could reset what’s past
or redo perhap one vote you’ve ever cast
Unsee, unsee, can’t unsee

It’s best this come from trust friends
Tomorrow’s another day which too won’t last
Twitter, twitter, twitter tweets

Twitter tweets
Twitter crass lurid tweets
Twitter tweets, twitter, twitter tweets
Time won’t let you take even one back
Take it back – not even one back

Twitter tweets
Twitter crass lurid tweets
Twitter tweets, twitter, twitter tweets
Time won’t let you take even one back
Take it back – not even one back

Twitter tweets
Twitter crass lurid tweets

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